A joke I've heard today...

[dwim]

John Ashcroft died and went to the pearly gates. "Can I get to Heaven?" John says.
St. Peter says, "Hold on, let me check," as he opens up the gates and looked at all the millions and millions of clocks there.
John wondered, "What are those clocks for?"
"Oh, that's Sin Clock. For each sin a person commits, the hand move one minute. It's how we keep track of people sins. See, there's Mother Teresa's clock, it hadn't ticked at all. There's George Washington, it only ticked twelve times."
"Well, "John said, "Where mine and George W.'s clocks?"
"OH, they're in Jesus' office, he's using them as a fan."

[5Cats]

I take it that 'Slick Willy' Clinton's "clocks" (and I pronounce that very carefully) are causing a hurricane somewhere up there in heaven?

[Neophobic Man]

Mmm hmmm...I've actually heard that joke using Clinton instead of Ashcroft...

[erisesoteric]

Heck, I've heard that joke using Dukakis...

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[Ski]

but I heard that joke using Eris......

[Neophobic Man]

Point Ski.